you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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