This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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