so explain again why im purple
no
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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