Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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