Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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