I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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