I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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