cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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