You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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