i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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