I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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