lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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