As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm sobbing to NWA
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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