Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
we're chasing vodka with high fives
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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