I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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