How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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