great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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