once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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