I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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