I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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