I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
