Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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