make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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