She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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