so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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