Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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