So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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