Your tits are I can't wait for
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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