im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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