like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Randomize
