He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
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