these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Randomize
