I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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