STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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