I puked a lego.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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