ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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