Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
sarcasm needs its own font
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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