You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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