$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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