is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
What a dumb baby whore.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
the raccoons are back...
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