her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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