so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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