spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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