She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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