Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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