How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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