you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
