think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Sorry about my life...
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