question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
