i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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