I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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