Can i not drive my cunt home
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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