did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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