He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Please don't give away my fajitas
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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