I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize