shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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