so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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